Happy Fucking New Year!

This, along with various other overextended claims regarding my physical health and appearance, was to be my New Year’s Resolution! The reason I chose to begin bothering you people again as my new years resolution is because this was something I could totally do without leaving the house, putting down this glass of whiskey or putting on “real pants”. Because those are just things in which I have no interest.

I could make this the post where I explain to you why the site went dormant or what I have been up to in the interim but I am not going to do that. What I am going to say is, welcome to the new site, it is still in its infancy and will probably be going through some adjustments here and there. What happened to all the old posts? Well, luckily I was able to salvage the majority of them from the evil, devouring Server-Monsters at Just Host, and will be attempting to re-link everything I can.

I hope we can pick up where we left off. I hope that all of you are still out there. I hope to make you laugh every day. And I hope that this beautiful, strange, delinquent journey can continue for a long, long time.


ALSO, (drink) you should read the “about” page because I wasted all my funny on that today. See you tomorrow!!!!