I have to do something…to say something, anything, just so that my not saying anything doesn’t go on for any longer. I miss saying things. I miss having something to say. I miss feeling like it was okay for me to say those somethings. I miss all of you. I miss me. I will find me, soon with any luck, and I will be back. XOXO
In the meantime here’s this:
54 Times Comics Were Totally Inappropes, Dog!
That time Dazzler showed off her talents just a little too well.
That time that “something” happened to Jughead. But on the plus side he appears to be getting a reach-around.
That time that Superman went on holiday to that place he’d been hearing SO much about from Jimmy Olsen. Sorry Jimmy.
That time that Batgirl made Clayface Slpooge all over himself.
That time that Batman came up with the perfect excuse for just sitting around looking at gay porn.
That time that Bruce Wayne was not entirely honest about his relationship with Superman.
That time that Peter Parker jizzed all over and Aunt May tried to clean it up.
That time that Lois Lane was clearly sodomized by a robot.
That time that Robin and Batgirl had some big weekend plans. #orgy
That time that Ben Grimm was really, really, really hard on his wiener.
That time that Captain America had his junk fondled by a disembodied hand that emerged from a mysterious cave.
That time that Cheetah got a little too frisky with Wonder Woman in the ladies’ room.
That time that the Joker got super defensive about his boner.
That time that Wonder Woman’s mom contemplated her future whilst staring creepily at a big lesbian orgy.
That time that someone really needed to teach Superman about the boundaries observed between cousins here on earth.
That time that the Flash just fucking NEEDED nuts….hundreds of them.
That time that Wonder Woman was strapped to a giant vibrator.
That time that Batman was going to teach Robin a very manly lesson right in his Batcave.
That time that Superman prematurely ejaculated all over EVERYTHING.
That time that Diana needed to bite through her gag so she could perform fellatio….obvs.
That time that Tony Stark and Steve Rogers got a little too real about their needs.
That time this Bitch had her motherfucking priorities in order.
That time that Robin had blown Batman so well that Batman was having trouble standing up after the devastatingly life altering orgasm.
That time that Superman just NEEDED his Daddy to punish him….I mean we’ve all been there, right?
That time that Hercules had not qualms about living up to his reputation.
That time that Dazzler stood in the rain while feeling Hank McCoy’s nipples after having finally been won over by his teddy-bearish charm.
That time, after the roofies kicked in, that Superman had big plans for Jimmy Olsen.
That time that Hawkeye was a total pussy about Tigra’s pussy.
That time that Batman failed to understand how consensual, age-appropriate S & M works.
That time that Batgirl got more than just a ride.
That time that Superman got a very unsatisfactory blow job and then tried to block it out of his memory.
That time that Batman, had he been able to read minds, might have considered reevaluating his relationship with the Boy Wonder.
That time that the Green Lantern and Green Arrow totally had sex but then had to deal with the consequences of their actions.
That time that Robin’s leather thong had Batman’s teeth marks all over it.
That time that Robin was arrested for indecent exposure about 4 minutes after this panel was drawn.
That time that Red Skull really struck a nerve with Cap.
That time that Mister Fantastic was super fucking sexist on multiple levels.
That time that Ironman wanted to play ROUGH.
That time that Commissioner Gordon was concerned about Robin’s ability to take a boner….he really shouldn’t have worried.
That time that Captain Marvel…OH SWEET GOD IN HEAVEN, what white nonsense is this?!?
That time that this Chick gave it to her moms straight about her love of the D.
That time that the Hulk was just too much for Ironman to take.
That time that we knew exactly what Hercules and Quicksilver were thinking.
That time that Superman violently ass-raped Santa Claus.
That time that Robin finally figured out that shit between him and Bruce was starting to get SUPER awkward.
That time that Robin wasn’t quite sure how to handle it.
That time that Batman just sat on his fat ass in the next panel while a guy named Tom got sexually assaulted by a bear. Tom had to marry that bear.
That time that Bruce Wayne was one smooth Motherfucker.
That time that these three were clearly compensating for something.
That time that Robin decided to try eating ass but did not realize that it works much better with the clothes off.
That time that….you know what, this needs nothing from me that it does not already have on its own. Just….WOW!
That time that bandits tried to destroy Superman with a vibrator.
That time that Dazzler apparently got raped by Beast.
That time that the Green Lantern had his work cut out for him.